Cranberry juice, sparkling cider and ginger ale over ice, plus the bottle size the recipe never gives and what the calorie count quietly includes.
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Spiced ale and Madeira with baked apples and beaten eggs, plus the egg safety step the recipe skips and why one hour is nowhere near enough time.
Jingle Juice
Pomegranate and cranberry juice with gin and prosecco, plus the ice the ingredient list forgets and when the prosecco should actually go in.
Snowman Punch
A gin and sparkling wine punch with an ice cream snowman floating in it, plus how strong it really is and what to do with the leftover sherbet.
Christmas Sherbet Punch
Raspberry sherbet, cranberry juice and ginger ale in one bowl, with the serving count the card gets wrong and the order that keeps the sherbet floating.
Roasted Garlic Bread
Four heads of garlic roasted to a paste and beaten into butter, plus the third of a cup of olive oil the recipe quietly throws away at the end.
Pomegranate Cheese Ball
Herbed goat cheese rolled in pomegranate seeds, with the ingredient list the source never prints and how many seeds it takes to cover the whole ball.
Snowman Cheese Ball
Three balls of white Cheddar stacked into a snowman, plus the skewer missing from the ingredient list and the two items the card runs into one line.
Christmas Tree Cheese Ball
Cheddar and cream cheese shaped into a tree and rolled in herbs, plus the cheese to avoid and what the forty five minutes on the card actually covers.
Polenta and Chicken Tartlets
Set polenta rounds topped with pesto chicken and cranberries, no baking at all, plus the cooking liquid the ingredient list leaves out completely.